Halloween with
Sample Coffee.

The year was 2045, and Starbucks had officially outlawed every other coffee in the world, with anyone caught brewing an independent espresso sentenced to a lifetime of decaf. People whispered about a time when coffee tasted like coffee, when baristas knew your name without writing it on a cup, and when a flat white didn't cost $12. But the most terrifying part wasn't the green siren watching from every street corner… it was the fact that nobody remembered what real coffee tasted like.

Many scary bathroom stories - too many to tell

Well I was alone at my office back in Singapore which used to be an old high school - it was past 10pm and just me and a friend. We saw steam coming out of the coffee machine suddenly and started smelling coffee - I swear there was no one there at all. We made a run for it and didn’t stay to try the haunted cuppa lol.

Mould coffee industry your station

When there was fire in the roastery. Could burn the whole building down.

I was driving down the middle of Australia alone and scorching hot. My caravan was rattling more than a rattlesnake from these hot desert winds. I felt myself get a bit tired and time for a cuppa, I pulled into a service station and they TOLD ME THE COFFEE MACHINE WAS BROKEN. So I put on my brave face and bought a ice cold dare coffee. Coming back into my caravan and looking at the bottle I looked at the label and saw my despairation for caffeine. I opened the lid and smelt it full of whatever passes for coffee nowadays. But as it passes into me like a ghostly apprarion, and I taste it. Only me, you and desert winds know the sound of ahhhh escaping my lips.

One day I was making coffee and suddenly I saw a HUGE cockroach near the coffee machine 😭 I screamed and jumped back… then I realised it was still moving towards me. I ran away and left my coworker to deal with it 😂☕️🪳

my coffee is not decaf!

Visiting a coffee shop in puerto Vallarta after a snorkelling trip in the morning. Ordered a pour over and as soon as the coffee hit my stomach I felt so ill, my partner was in the toilet so I had no other choice but to go outside and projectile vomit the coffee all over the ground . Lel spooky

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Looking in the drip tray in my sharehouse’s coffee machine and realising there was a blue-green film over it

Tasting coffee G today

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Attending a coffee cupping event when you don’t even drink coffee. I loved the tasting but expect to be up all the night 😂

i was arguing with a customer over email about how fresh their coffee was (it was too fresh and they were complaining), and i conspired with my team to send a really solid scathing email but I put [DRAFT] in the subject line

No more beans